I am Francis – Modern Pope (#SpreadLove)

 

I walk in my own shoes, * I said no to the red papal shoes. * I don’t need a golden cross, * I can wear a metal cross. * I drive with the bus, * I can drive the bus. * I can carry my brief case myself, * do I look like en elf?!

Nope, nope, nope, * I am a modern pope!

Even on Facebook I just like, * I do not hate. * I can speak any language, * because I use Google Translate. * I make photos with my cam * and post them to Instagram. * I cannot turn water into wine, * but I think I can make a Vine.

I see on Twitter, people are bitter. * Seek and find God in all things!

#SpreadLove, hallelujah, * come on spread love, dove!

#SpreadLove, hallelujah, * come on spread love, dove, * fly high above the sky!

My nickname is Pontifex, * wich is latin for bridge builder. * Pontifex! * Don’t get me wrong – * still no premarital sex!

Nope, nope, nope, * I am a modern pope.

When I come home like Lassie, * I watch football, I like Messi. * And hey, who am I to judge gay! * If they search for the Lord – it’s okay. * And it makes me sad when I find sisters who aren’t joyful. * I love tango and I used to dance when I was young. * We must restore hope to young people, * help the old, be open to the future, spread love. * Be poor among the poor. We need to include the excluded and preach preach peace.

I see on Twitter, people are bitter. * Seek and find God in all things.

#SpreadLove, hallelujah, * come on spread love, dove! * #SpreadLove, hallelujah, * come on spread love.

#SpreadLove, hallelujah, * come on spread love, dove! * #SpreadLove, hallelujah, * come on spread love, dove, * fly high above the sky!

I promise to pray for you. * Amen! *

Instead of European troika you can have the Trinity –

the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 

 

 

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